I started to realize that I know very few people in this lovely new town of mine. I also work 2 jobs now and spend what little free time I have either at home or in the city with my friends. That means Mr. Right has to either show up at one of my workplaces, conveniently run into me at a bar or the grocery store, or be someone I already know. None of these options seemed to be all that great for me, so I bit the bullet and decided to try online dating. After all, it's ok to look, right?
I signed up at a free site and a pay site and started looking around to see what was out there. My first search of each was within 20 miles of my house. That produced lots of very special guys and many, many degenerates. Clearly I needed to cast a wider net. I expanded the search to 150 miles and found lots of hot guys, with real jobs and some sense of stability. Score! Finished the profiles, added some pictures, and waited to see what would happen...
I have a match! Awesome! That didn't take long at all. Now let's see who it is... Wait a second. Wait an effing second. Did this site really just charge me stupid amounts of money to set me up with the guy who's been stalking me since middle school and recently added registered sex offender to his driver's license? Oh hell no!!! What have I gotten myself into? It's ok, I've found the "block user" button. It's conveniently located next to the "report user" button. So now I can block him from all contact and report his slimy ass to the site administrators. Whew... that was a close one!
So, onward with the journey. It can't get any worse, right?
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